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Swimming Demotivational Poster


CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961




THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.




THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!




SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.


TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am, #229061
Clever wordplay.


VOLUNTEER LIFE GUARD - Budget cuts aside, perhaps a younger person would be a better choice.


TAGS: lifeguard old man swimming
Rating: 3.67/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:31 am, #232059
those look more like zombies trying to eat thet guy


SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!


TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

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michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am, #173721
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm, #133066
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm, #133065
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am, #133007
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am, #133006
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am, #133000
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am, #132999
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am, #132998
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am, #132997
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am, #132995
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am, #132985
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am, #132984
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am, #132982
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am, #132981
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.


SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - The Olympic committee created the BMX freestyle category for swimming.




SURE HONEY, I'M PRETTY SURE ITS NOT ONE OF THOSE! -




TALENTED -


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.86/5

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Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm, #206576
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm, #185953
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm, #184858
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm, #184816
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


Honey Wagon Train -


TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm, #248574

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~


WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?


TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm, #239768
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm, #239767
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody **** in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm, #239756
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm, #239749
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm, #239743
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm, #239736
Lmfao


WISDOM - "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Edward Buffett -




SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




FULFILLMENT -


TAGS: swimming in it
Rating: 5/5

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Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:40 pm, #220178
For some reason I feel this will give me nightmares. 5 Chocolate Bunnies
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:30 am, #189252
Gives death by chocolate a new meaing
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:51 pm, #189094
HA! Sign me up for that too Haar. It couldn't be any worse. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am, #189001
Amsome 5L


PUBLIC POOL DONT'S - It's disturbing that we need this sign




Life -




SUBCONSCIOUS SUICIDE -




You Only Live Once -




Just Add Water -




MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!




Far From Shore -




GO HUNTING OR SPEND A DAY FISHING - Why choose when you can do both!


TAGS: swimming deer
Rating: 4.6/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:49 am, #209715
Beautiful deer...these guys are my heroes.
TheBarnShark - January 12, 2011, 1:13 am, #209703
If you reverse the order of those pictures, that guy looks like a sick f*ck.


Rise in Ocean Level -




SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - for aquaphobes




pee pool -




WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST -




CROWDY SWIMMING POOL IS CROWDY -




THAT'S WHY - Mama always told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before going swimming.


TAGS: atomic blast water swimming mom eat
Rating: 2.59/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:38 pm, #129701
There she goes. Terrible waste though.


AARON PIERSOL - Would T. Owens let you have a photo with him?




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